Schrodinger's Micropenis
Danny Lyons

[Intro]
A E
Adim

[Verse]
A E D [x3]
A Adim
You did it again, this time it's no trick
Whenever you do this, it really makes me sick
We're in a wreck, we're really in a pick—le
All thanks to your tiny little B-A-C-A

[Chorus]
G D C D
B-C-D-E
D-G
Adim
Tiny little lizard brain
Always driving me insane
You think you're playing 4D chess
But we always end up in a mess
Thanks to your
Tiny little lizard brain
Tiny little lizard brain

[Intro]

Take your shoes, take all of your socks
Take your suitcase, fill it full of rocks
Feel nothing, like the Vulcan mr Spock
Because of your tiny little

[Chorus]
Tiny little lizard brain
Always driving me insane
You think you're playing 4D chess
But we always end up in a mess
Thanks to your
Tiny little lizard brain
Tiny little lizard brain

[Bridge]

B, B, E7, E7
C#m, D, E, F#m
Bm7, Bm7, E7, E7
Adim

Your prefrontal cortex has done nothing
To stop this horny sharknado vortex
Maybe your medulla oblongata really oughtta
Drive next time instead of your

[Chorus]
Tiny little lizard brain
Always driving me insane
You think you're playing 4D chess
But we always end up in a mess
Thanks to your
Tiny little lizard brain
Tiny little lizard brain

You've looked once, then you've seen us
You are crazier then a bunch of tree nuts
I'm in Hades, and it's hotter than Venus
Thanks to your tiny little penis

[Chorus]
Tiny little lizard brain
Always driving me insane
You think you're playing 4D chess
But we always end up in a mess
Thanks to your
Tiny little lizard brain
Tiny little lizard brain