Christmas on the Slopes

[Verse]
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[End]
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[Verse 1]
Your family's a bore
And cooking's a chore
Cant we think of something better to do?

Than shopping in malls
And decking the halls
I'd rather spend the holidays with you

[Verse 2]
I don't want rudolph or lights
Or silent nights
Forget all the typical tropes

Let's get out of dodge
And stay in a lodge
We'll spend Christmas on the slopes

[Chorus]
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Am D G G7

[End]
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We'll be...
Sending stunts, getting air, spraying powder everywhere
Through the trees, off of cliffs, no lines at the lifts
Big sends, rad thrills, so much fun we're skipping meals
Race through moguls, raise the bar, we'll be shredding the gnar

[Verse 3]
I don't need a new phone
A remote control drone
Or any wonderfully scented soaps

Ski in ski out
That's what I'm about
Spending Christmas on the slopes